(click each sentence for footnotes) Poor Brooke Mueller. First, she couldn’t find any pee, then she tried to pawn some stuff but couldn’t, and now a drug dealer said she bought an 8-ball off of him. All of this made me wonder, who the hell is Brooke Mueller? An actress/real estate investor? Well, she is going to be on Paris Hilton’s new reality show. Considering that ex Charlie Sheen prefers ladies of the night… Mueller was “introduced” to Sheen by mutual friends Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane. (Rebecca Gayheart was the Noxema girl) Gayheart & Dane, who are married, have a sex tape with a “fallen beauty queen” (in which they are smoking something). Said beauty queen has been rumored to be a call-gril and a madam. Sheen does love drugs and call girls. Plus, his last wife, Denise Richards, has been rumored to be a former Heidi Fleiss girl (this link is full of amazing rumors) Well, beyond the rumors, Mueller’s brother spilled the beans about her past.
(click each sentence for footnotes) Look who started a new meme.
(click each sentence for footnotes) This is Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All. I first heard of them from Brooklyn Vegan …on XMU’s Blog Radio. Some people call them horrorcore, but they disagree. Although, hip hop aficionados compare them to Gravediggaz rather than Insane Clown Posse (The Gravediggaz include The RZA & Prince Paul, so they do have some commercial background) Anyway, white people love them because their shows have the vibe of a 90s hardcore show. So much so that they are even making fun of themselves already. But the indie backlash has begun.
This man is a living meme. The internet? He kinda runs it. Arnold & Sly meme Charlie Sheen meme (since March 2010) Villains meme Sidekicks meme He also knows the coolest place on the planet to drink. At least in South Beach.
Meme Mania: Fuck Yeah Business Cat →
Meme Mania: Unknowledable Fashionista →
(click each sentence for footnotes) There’s a super moon tonight. The term “super moon” was actually coined by astrologer Richard Nolle. Many astrologers think this is the “moon of doom”. Even Susan Miller is concerned, which makes me concerned… …like, really concerned. At least it will delay doomsday (lost in translation here: flood = full)?
(click each sentence for footnote) People love Lady Gaga SO much that she’s going to make a ridiculous amount of money on her new fragrance. She’ll be laughing all of the way to the bank, cause the shit is supposed to smell like blood and semen. Edgy enough for the edgy kids, poppy enough for the normal kids. Bet Formichetti or Armani or someone fashion-y helps her out, so therefore the fashion people buy it. RE: “fashion people” maybe she’s working with Rad Hourani? Well, it probably smells better than her. I mean, she is an Illuminati puppet after all.
(click each sentence for footnote) Some guy got a tattoo of Charlie Sheen with a tiger’s head, Twitter birds and hashtags #notwinning I’m still convinced he’s a Horseman of the Apocalypse… …even the Christians agree with me.
(click each sentence for footnote) The generation raised to worship Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are now having their parents pay to have autotuned songs and music videos made for their giant little egos… …and if you thought that was bad. Now they’re signing deals and demanding Justin Beiber duets. Unless, of course, you are born well, and your mom and dad are big hollywood superstars, so they can just buy you a career (luckily, if you’re this girl, you’ve also inherited some talent and a unique look)… Although I prefer the choreography in the more hood version (can you believe what these little girls are wearing?!?!? PS I was totally the blonde girl in the belly shirt when i was that age).
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